On a side note, it's always been a sort of weird goal to become a cult leader. When preaching certain ideologies I find to be true, I feel like I'm recruiting.
Almost unrelated (yet some how absolutely related), I define my political ideology as radical moderate as a joke, but you would probably define me as extremely liberal (though I still carry a few views held by the extremely liberal people in my hometown). Regardless of any of this, I along with most Americans, hold two things to be absolutely true beyond any debate: 1) the U.S. Constitution is nearly perfect and should be copied/borrowed from by as many nations as possible around the world 2) USA saved the world from evil during WWII, which gives us some extra rights around the world...
With those two truths in mind, we can talk all the shit we want about how fucked up USA is at this point in time. Except that we actually elected a black guy as president. That is awesome and I really hope the place can get better (then maybe I'll come back, ha ha). 10 years ago I couldn't imagine a black guy getting elected.
Although my status as a Chinese taxpayer (I work in China, a decent chunk of my salary goes straight to the Communist Party) makes me more Chinese now, in some ways, I'm still an extremely patriotic American deep down. I'm just so good at playing the devil's advocate, that I can hide my true opinion until the moment I nail you in a debate (that is if you're a Chinese person speaking English, it's a bit unfair). Middle-aged men always want to talk politics at "English Corner" (Chinese events where they go to practice speaking English), so I love owning them if they try. I don't think they get so many Americans over hear who can debate politics like me. Most Americans living in China are huge douchebags.
That said, I've been reading 1984 and must vigorously endorse it to any Chinese whom with I discuss literature. I think this is a good article for debate, especially now that it's over 10 years old:
http://www.geocities.com/mstkg/sysart.htm
Basically, I practice subversive techniques at subtly manipulated minds towards more Western thinking, perhaps helping them move away from traditionalism that keeps the Party in power. Maybe I don't make a difference at all, but I'm sure 1000s of people like me certainly would.
Anyway, went out last weekend. This 18-year-old student, Amy kept calling, so I finally agreed to see her. I'd been avoiding her since before the holiday, but she managed to deliver the news that I impregnated her and gave her an STD. More about her later when I finally get around to recapping my Spring Festival.
I've really been feeling guilty lately about my girlfriend, so I really didn't want to fuck her. But we went out and she really wanted it all night. Instead I passed her off to Dean. Of course he tried to get me to fuck her with him, or switch off, but I made sure to avoid them at all costs once I made the hand off.
So both Dean and Carl got laid last weekend (I know Dean by at least 3 different girls), but I've got a girlfriend, and I'm not quite as into banging as many chicks as possible as these guys, but they can write their own blogs if they want. I could give you all the details I get, but that would just be lame.
Subscribe to:
Post Comments (Atom)
No comments:
Post a Comment